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emzbratz:

Congratulations on 2 million subscribers AmazingPhil XD

emzbratz:

Congratulations on 2 million subscribers AmazingPhil XD

  • Mom: You know that book you had to read for class... I don't remember the name of it... It was about a black boy?
  • Me: Yeah it was called Black Boy
butevengoodguysstillgetpaid:

Nice hat nerd.  Done with a ballpoint in my mini pad #petewentz #falloutboy #art

butevengoodguysstillgetpaid:

Nice hat nerd. Done with a ballpoint in my mini pad #petewentz #falloutboy #art

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

creamycorn:

people who mention the milk fic everytime a band has a q and a

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damnthosebands:

This will never get old and the ‘!’ will never die

damnthosebands:

This will never get old and the ‘!’ will never die

suarezalex:

josh dun → interviews

please use the word ‘radicalious’ as much as possible today because I made it up just now and I want my royalties check.

madhare:

And I’ll be holding onto you…
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A portrait before I go :’-)

madhare:

And I’ll be holding onto you…

A portrait before I go :’-)

falldanoutphilboy:

$19.99 nosebleed

tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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(Source: unable-to-not-judge)

cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed outRode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself (not on purpose). Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep.  Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector testVoted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to EuropeLoved someone you shouldn’t have.  Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the houseSwore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.

(Source: larryishellacute)

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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