Oh! You public menace

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Sep 1

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

Sep 1

(Source: liverde)

Sep 1

Do people ever disagree with you in something an it’d be really stupid to get into an argument over it… but they’re wrong

Sep 1

(Source: drthcaedus)

Sep 1

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

Sep 1
blowfob:

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blowfob:

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Sep 1

congragulation:

"you were named after the bravest man i ever knew, harry potter, jr."

Sep 1

I was about to get in the shower and my mom started talking to me so I had to turn off the fan to hear her and I forgot to turn it back on and now all the mirrors are foggy and it’s so humid today I will never get dry

Sep 1

There was a tiny spider in the shower but I was able to get through it because it was very teeny tiny and the water droplets were tripping it up so it wasn’t very intimidating

Sep 1
jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

Sep 1

trohmosexual:

This is all I care about.

Sep 1

My dog woke me up because she was trying to burry her bone in my bed